6 July 2009
10:58am...
Murphy ate an apple,
He got it off a tree...
There once was a princess with skin oh so pale,
And gleaming brown hair almost down to her tail...
Redneck Easter
By Mark Spencer...
Don't steal this poem from me, I have proof that...
My name is Tiffany, isn't that so fine...
We share sorrow, a place we know well,
romantic expressions, in darkness we dwell...
Gift: An Edgar Allan Poe Doll
My mean sister has a doll collection...
There is an old saying....
keep your friends near, but keep your enemies even...
I awake to the dread of what waits for me...
Dishes and laundry piled up, the floor boards...
Hairy female feet
Pretty nasty I think...
Is her skin green and
covered in warts dressed in...
Redneck Halloween
By Mark Spencer...