My sister asked me to get her hairspray.
My hand fell on the wrong kind of spray...
Why waste three short words
when you can stretch them way out...
H3r3 !$ @ p0£m
0f @ d1ff3r3n+ k1nd...
Well I'm a supermarket Greeter
and I'm very pleased to meet ya...
I am the Woolie Panini, freshly pressed but now...
I ask, "where have all my dressings...
What am I?
I am a biscuit...
Looking into my tea cup
I see the leftover leaves...
There was a stunning beau-tea from Boston
who often drank herbal tea from Roston...
The Puddle
As I sit there as calm as can be if you step on me...
We all have our
Bad habits that we...
My God haunts, all the heretics,
Dirty, dirty word, cut me up to fix...
You may not know this,
But I can guarantee you...