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  • Hairspray (3) 1

    by Chinasa

    My sister asked me to get her hairspray.
    My hand fell on the wrong kind of spray...

  • Loquacious - syntuit 1

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Why waste three short words
    when you can stretch them way out...

  • A Thought Experiment (4) 1

    by Alex Penuelas

    H3r3 !$ @ p0£m
    0f @ d1ff3r3n+ k1nd...

  • Happy Shoppers (1) 1

    by Mark Rawlins

    Well I'm a supermarket Greeter
    and I'm very pleased to meet ya...

  • The Potbelly Cupcake (1) 1

    by Faithless Watermelon

    I am the Woolie Panini, freshly pressed but now...
    I ask, "where have all my dressings...

  • What am I (5) 1

    by deeplydesturbed

    What am I?
    I am a biscuit...

  • Tea Part 2 1

    by deeplydesturbed

    Looking into my tea cup
    I see the leftover leaves...

  • Lone Star out of this world (1) 1

    by Michael D Nalley

    There was a stunning beau-tea from Boston
    who often drank herbal tea from Roston...

  • The Puddle (3) 1

    by CRAFTY KEN

    The Puddle
    As I sit there as calm as can be if you step on me...

  • Bad Habits Die Hard (3) 1

    by Alex Penuelas

    We all have our
    Bad habits that we...

  • No Go (1) 1

    by Donbukana

    My God haunts, all the heretics,
    Dirty, dirty word, cut me up to fix...

  • Hidden Followers (3) 1

    by Alex Penuelas

    You may not know this,
    But I can guarantee you...