Other Funny Poems

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  • A ball of warnings (10) 5

    by Michael

    Now Alfred, no fooling with Miss Rella
    You don’t want to end up like a peasant tree...

  • Sin-derella arrival (8) 5

    by Michael

    A scuffle of hooves thundered up the path
    t'was Sinderella from the Shire of Bath...

  • Ambrosia (7) 5

    by CJ Maleney

    This is a thing that I can't have
    The delicacy for those eternal hosts...

  • I Am An Idiot (9) 5

    by CJ Maleney

    I knew it was going to go wrong,
    I knew if I indulged I would suffer...

  • Shopping bag woes (12) 5

    by deeplydesturbed

    Shall I carry thee to the car to sit?
    Thou art heavy and thou weigh mine wrists down...

  • "Drink Me" (1) 4

    by -Choke-On-MY-Halo-

    Have you ever
    drunk happiness...

  • Comfort (5) 4

    by Milly Hayward

    On a mission, to lose weight
    but my will is weak indeed...

  • Timeless (9) 4

    by Michael

    I stopped moving
    my hands were held up...

  • Piranha like pains spread
    Inside like hard rain...

  • lapping your lower lip brings
    overwhelming joy to me...

  • Stroop! (8) 4

    by Kitty Cat Lady

    I can't write in colour here
    But you'll know what I mean...

  • Murder Most Fowl (8) 4

    by Paul Hirst

    I admit it I did it I stilled her
    I picked up my axe and I killed her...