Redneck Rap (3)

by BeautifulxMess

Well this is a story all about me.
A story that just ends on, well, me...

The Genie From Hell (11)

by Mark Spencer

I thought I'd finally hit the jackpot,
That my bad luck was going to change...

Merry Christmas (3)

by Stacinator

*not mine i just like it*
Twas the night before Christmas...

Dirty Birdies (7)

by Michael D Nalley

I saw a car covered in corruption
It looked like it been hit by an eruption...

Pengi the Penguin (5)

by natasha

There once was a penguin that lived in a tree,
He had no bathroom and really had to pee...

Don't Think Nasty (5)

by Confused Queen

What is long and rubbery and sometimes soft ?
**** AN ERASER...

I Tried to Sh*t (20)

by Tiller

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper...

My Mushroom Kingdom Rap (7)

by Feline Fatigue

*I'm sorry, but I have to say this before any one...
Hey, where's Mario...

Hairspray (3) 1

by Chinasa

My sister asked me to get her hairspray.
My hand fell on the wrong kind of spray...

Time - Once Again (4)

by Italian Stallion

Once upon a time...
A snake charmer chimed...

Unlucky Sh*t(short poem) (4)

by Tiller

Getting chased by a bat
is unlucky sh*t...

We had fun(lol bored dont ask) (5)

by zachok

To my party we shall go.
In my pants you are invited...