Funny poems

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  • My Last Squat (5)

    by Anna Stephens

    Bend the knees, lower the butt
    To pick up that penny, the only thought...

  • There ain't no elevator
    so you'll have to use the stairs...

  • No make-up :-o (5)

    by Mel

    If there was no make-up
    It would not be fair...

  • Purple Car (5)

    by Biscuit

    Purple car, purple car why won't you go?
    I start you up but you shut yourself down...

  • Making Me Rhyme (5)

    by Rach

    I wish i could think
    of something to write...

  • Magic Ink (5)

    by goddess-glamourpuss

    There is a little pixie
    Who paints some daisies pink...

  • Sue (5)

    by Victoria

    Sue
    Little Silly Sally Sue...

  • To be a Kite Runner (Haiku) (5) 1

    by Khalid M Darwish

    I'm so glad to be
    a kite runner's wasp or bee...

  • Dear Santa, (5)

    by Sherry Lynn

    Dear Santa,
    Here is my list...

  • The Computer Ate My Homework (5)

    by Ashleigh Skye

    *I was reading Shell Silverstein and suddenly this...
    The computer ate my homework...

  • Big-macs (5)

    by stephanie

    i like big macs
    i thought you should know it...

  • Queefs (5)

    by Tom Watkins

    Queefs can happen in a gym,
    On the treadmill or while you swim...