Funny poems

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  • There once was a naughty bunny
    Who's name was Lonny...

  • Short Rope for the Lie (4)

    by Khalid M Darwish

    She: Darling where are you?
    He: At home, tired and I want to sleep ... and...

  • Cheese (Palindrome) (4)

    by Hatori

    Cheese,
    Orange and white...

  • Pick up line (4)

    by Isys

    Guy: Where's your paper bag?
    Girl: What...

  • Unborn Child (4)

    by Zubayer Zakir Khan

    Time to wake up my unborn child
    Wake up... time to see this world so wild...

  • The school Spell (4)

    by Esther

    Round about the cauldron go,
    In the window mold i throw...

  • Burping and slurping my way through the straw
    I find a new dimension, a traveling flaw...

  • Things All Over (4)

    by Nadan

    Things over here,
    Things over there...

  • Ha Ha (4)

    by Brokevalentine09

    You've cause so much pain as anyone could tell.
    No one wants to be around you because it's like...

  • Foolish Foal (4)

    by Lenny

    The end is near,
    oh foolish foal...

  • Sometimes penises (4)

    by Scum Queen

    Sometimes penises get horny and hard
    and you swing them around...

  • Son of a gun (4)

    by Michael D Nalley

    TNT fought just for fun
    for every duel he won...