Funny poems

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  • People on the couches
    people on the bed...

  • Foolish Foal (4)

    by Lenny

    The end is near,
    oh foolish foal...

  • Wanted: beautiful, shapely female.
    No tats, no boils or tail...

  • Marraige is Murder (4) 2

    by Michael D Nalley

    You people look at me and scoff
    I've sat here till my arms fell off...

  • Bubbles (4)

    by Michele

    I watch the lazy path of the bubble float
    softly passed the glowing smile of my toddling...

  • Three Nuns (4)

    by Jayme Gamble

    Three nuns die and go to heaven. St. Peter is...
    St. Peter says "Who was the first man on...

  • God Wants A Harley: (4) 2

    by Scott Cole

    God don't like Hondas
    Thoughts of yonder...

  • Girls: : - a Complex (4)

    by Shashidhar Kumar

    : : Girls: : - a Complex: :
    Girls are like apples on trees...

  • The Lonely Hooker (4)

    by Brittany Paige

    There was a lonely hooker walking down the street,
    She was looking for a guy she was supposed to...

  • Coconut (4)

    by Bryan Berry

    Oh my I say
    As the trees sway...

  • A What? (4) 2

    by The Po whet

    Don't tell me I've tried
    when in deed I've fallen with a thud...

  • Teachers Pet (4)

    by Gordon Whittaker

    Hey, I kissed the teacher three times on the...
    But damn it, I gotta wait another fifty two weeks...