The end is near,
oh foolish foal...
You people look at me and scoff
I've sat here till my arms fell off...
My second grade class and me
Are putting on a play you see...
Wanted: beautiful, shapely female.
No tats, no boils or tail...
Oh I am so good at paper craft!
Just give me some glue and paper...
I watch the lazy path of the bubble float
softly passed the glowing smile of my toddling...
Three nuns die and go to heaven. St. Peter is...
St. Peter says "Who was the first man on...
Don't tell me I've tried
when in deed I've fallen with a thud...
: : Girls: : - a Complex: :
Girls are like apples on trees...
There was a lonely hooker walking down the street,
She was looking for a guy she was supposed to...
Oh my I say
As the trees sway...
Hey, I kissed the teacher three times on the...
But damn it, I gotta wait another fifty two weeks...