Funny poems

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  • Shopping (4) 1

    by Painted Faces

    I'm a woman so of course I love to go shopping.
    My man, well he'd rather clean up dog droppings...

  • Fish in thy Bowl (4)

    by Blood of a Lion

    A 10 minute challenge for Club, finish time from...

  • The school Spell (4)

    by Esther

    Round about the cauldron go,
    In the window mold i throw...

  • Foolish Foal (4)

    by Lenny

    The end is near,
    oh foolish foal...

  • The first time she said yes (4) 1

    by Michael D Nalley

    I got to the third base
    but I almost forgot...

  • People on the couches
    people on the bed...

  • Story Of Rhymes (4)

    by Matthew A.

    There once was a boy who was some what bright,
    but this story begins before he said goodnight...

  • Chia Pet (4)

    by MischieviousMya

    My hair is quite curly,
    Very nappy I must say...

  • Tired of the industry (4)

    by AnnanHeppinstall

    If you let the parts open
    people will see in...

  • Short Rope for the Lie (4)

    by Khalid M Darwish

    She: Darling where are you?
    He: At home, tired and I want to sleep ... and...

  • Wanted: beautiful, shapely female.
    No tats, no boils or tail...

  • Marraige is Murder (4) 2

    by Michael D Nalley

    You people look at me and scoff
    I've sat here till my arms fell off...