Funny poems

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  • A Wealth of Pain (4)

    by The Pessimistic Peabody

    Dear Robin Hood do come like a thief in the night
    And rescue me please from my endless plight...

  • Angel's Drink Coffee (4) 4

    by Maple Tree

    Upon an early dawning
    they bounce above the sky...

  • The Great Mystery (4)

    by Brian n Josh

    As I lie there
    Laying on my back...

  • Kisses (4)

    by Krystal

    Not mine but cool anyway
    Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.....so...

  • You don\'t own a pencil case
    So don’t say you do...

  • Freckle (4)

    by Demonwolfe

    Freckle Freckle
    On my nose...

  • I love you dad (4)

    by kdo

    You fart so hard
    you fart so loud...

  • 21st Century Commandments (4) 3

    by Alex Penuelas

    Thou shalt not
    Eat thine dinner...

  • Chip In Paw (4)

    by Ashleigh Skye

    Most cats like their chicken,
    fish and beef and such...

  • 33 ways to make a girl smile . . (4) 1

    by In Love[Amanda]

    . Tell her she is beautiful, not hot, fine or...
    . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for...

  • Weed (4)

    by LuVlYlUfFlY

    Roll roll roll your joint twist it at the end have...
    this is old but i like it...

  • Dollophobic (4)

    by Mr Anonymous

    Some people are scared of spiders,
    We have a name for that (For the record, it's...