Funny poems

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  • Gotcha!!! (4)

    by tea lady

    After sitting on the playground i wanted to stand...
    my friends then looked horrified and so i said...

  • A Naughty Little Poem (4) 1

    by RiCarDo

    She whispered "will it hurt me?"
    "Of course not" answered he...

  • Mama jokes(rhyming) (4)

    by cassanova

    Your mama is so top heavy,
    she tied her shoes and fell...

  • Angel's Drink Coffee (4) 4

    by Maple Tree

    Upon an early dawning
    they bounce above the sky...

  • A Wealth of Pain (4)

    by The Pessimistic Peabody

    Dear Robin Hood do come like a thief in the night
    And rescue me please from my endless plight...

  • Here Comes the Lady Mel Liz! (4) 4

    by mossgirl19

    Hoofs swiftly racing, a carriage now approaching
    The coachman drenched in beard...

  • The Great Mystery (4)

    by Brian n Josh

    As I lie there
    Laying on my back...

  • Kisses (4)

    by Krystal

    Not mine but cool anyway
    Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.....so...

  • You don\'t own a pencil case
    So don’t say you do...

  • I love you dad (4)

    by kdo

    You fart so hard
    you fart so loud...

  • Cinco de Mayo (4) 3

    by Alex Penuelas

    Happy
    "Confusing today with...

  • Freckle (4)

    by Demonwolfe

    Freckle Freckle
    On my nose...