Funny poems

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  • If Every Day Was Tuesday (13)

    by Twisted Heart

    Every Tuesday morning, I get to go and see
    My favorite doctor in the world, cause I'm in...

  • Waiting (13)

    by Gem

    Standing outside the corner shop
    Dreaming of your touch...

  • I take another mouthful
    Out of this chilled glass...

  • Ode To The Toilet (13)

    by Raychil

    Here's an ode to something special
    That we take advantage of everyday...

  • A Pen (13)

    by LuvMeAlwayz

    What does this funny pen do?
    A pen is a pen...

  • I love you (13)

    by Marlena

    Every bird loves a tree,
    every flower loves a bee...

  • Always Thin (13)

    by Matthew A.

    Every time I talk to girls they say that they love...
    even small girls say they can eat alot...

  • Confessions (13)

    by Tom Watkins

    Confessions
    I was feeling about as uncomfortable as a Wookie...

  • Hehe (13)

    by My soul is forever broken

    SPELL RUN
    NOW SPELL IT BACKWARDS...

  • Gay guys (13)

    by Julie Hunter

    If you don't get it tell me...
    I hope I don't offend anyone...

  • Ok guys.. this is really off the record for me, i...
    In Mrs. Cotton's small health class...

  • Soz I just wanna know if anyone can say this and...
    Unique New York...