She send a message to her Fiance saying:
"Darling...
A bloke's back bike brake block broke
say dis as fast as u can...
Tmnt
oh the good old times...
My garbage man, he is the best,
I favor him above the rest...
The Tattoo
By Mark Spencer...
1. they're so stupid, in that cute little innocent...
2. they're funny, even when they aren't trying to...
It began as just a runny nose
And a tickle in my throat...
I love you
when your not around...
A Limerick is based on five lines,
and if you do so, you'll be fine...
What if the morning sun refuse to rise,
And the moon wouldn't shine in the night...
Peanut butter
soft and sweet...
Two Tiny Tasmanians Took A Tainted Tool And Traded...