Funny poems

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  • I love you (7)

    by MJ.

    I love you, I love you, I could shout it out loud
    Never was I as happy as I am now...

  • Trying To Write A Poem (7)

    by Italian Stallion

    Trying to write a poem,
    But hell I don't like it...

  • Eric the Antichrist sitting by the phone
    Flicking through the personal ads home all alone...

  • When life hands you lemons
    "Make lemonade!ï" is what...

  • Crowded halls, people pushing,
    Binder falling to the ground...

  • Peanut Butter (7)

    by Lu

    Peanut butter
    soft and sweet...

  • Limerick (7)

    by Pianist

    A Limerick is based on five lines,
    and if you do so, you'll be fine...

  • Dirty Birdies (7)

    by Michael D Nalley

    I saw a car covered in corruption
    It looked like it been hit by an eruption...

  • Test Days (7)

    by Matthew A.

    Test days are always complicated.
    They make you feel like your constipated...

  • One day I was walking down the road,
    when out of no where I stepped on this toad...

  • Boredom (7)

    by Johnny Marlin 2

    I guess it is time
    to write another...

  • M&ms (7)

    by Unknown

    How many more m&m's can Eminem eat than M&M's...
    Answer: As many M&M's as Eminem eats from the...