Funny poems

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  • Nothing.....haha (7)

    by MischieviousMya

    If nothing is nothing it would have to be...

  • The Perfect Guy (7)

    by Rachael

    A figment of my mind,
    Just my imagination...

  • The Creator's Game (7)

    by Brittney Follett

    (Yes it says funny. I kinda think it is. It's not...
    The Creator's Game...

  • Wild Child (7) 3

    by Kasie

    A mini tornado,
    Storming through my house...

  • M&ms (7)

    by Unknown

    How many more m&m's can Eminem eat than M&M's...
    Answer: As many M&M's as Eminem eats from the...

  • Trying To Write A Poem (7)

    by Italian Stallion

    Trying to write a poem,
    But hell I don't like it...

  • Saw his teacher walk in.
    Expectantly he stood there...

  • I once had a friend
    Who's name was Red...

  • Ten minutes in the shower, thats all it takes.
    Five minutes on her hair, she makes do with what...

  • Ohhhh Yes (7)

    by Daniela

    I lick and i suck i really want more,
    I spit and i swallow that's what they're for...

  • G Strings (6)

    by Breann

    I strut my stuff in my G String
    I bang in my G string...

  • Truth About Females :) (6)

    by xx Danii xx

    We shave our legs
    we never have a wet dream...