I thought I loved you
I thought I cared...
Girls Best Friend: boy wat do u have to say for...
Boy: Im sorry....... NOT hahaha...
Vanilla coke..
it goes so smooth...
Alright there is a guy and he was working REALLY...
Here I sit here again maybe once or twice a day,
grunting and sweating to my dismay...
The Jean Buying Disaster
Shopping has become an exercise in futility for me...
I WISH I WAS THAT TEDDY BEAR THAT SAT UP ON YOUR...
Disney world, stole my girl
i thought i was the one for her,i thought she was...
Three women are about to be executed. One's a...
She says no, and the executioner shouts...
Burying the remains of
A long dead lover in...
I rest on your bed
watching you from my place...
I am a monkey short and stout
here is my tail here is my nose...