Funny poems
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By the power vested in me...
I now pronounce you... -
You know i love you
and you know you can be an ass... -
Mirror mirror on the wall
I don't have to ask I already know the answer... -
Acrostic
Energy wasted and so little time... -
I once saw a squirrel in a tree.
He said, "Hey, what's up Brie?"... -
God made toys,
And Then made boys... -
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Some guys be wanting chicks just for our @ss,
But the hoes are the only ones who accept them for... -
Before She Cheats
Those of you reading this... -
I told you from the very start
for me to date you must win my heart... -
Bow-wow black cat
Have you any fish... -
Future - Whatever I'm going to do tomorrow that...
Past - Too hazy to remember what that was... -
Read that sign!
See it there...