she had the symptoms:
streaming eyes, itching, sneezing...
Twenty20 was not all gloom,
Neither was it the Year of Doom...
one, two. . .
he struck her back...
This is a love story about a crystal and a quartz
He was very fond of her and decided they should...
This is a love story about Simon and Yvette
One day they'll fall in love but it hasn't...
I'm a piece of property
That no one cares to stroll...
I'm a piece of literature
That no one comes to read...
He's an animal lover
gentle and kind, and in...
a good rummage through
worn trouser pockets put him...
juggling with chickens
got no laughs so he sprayed 'em...
drinking in old Damascus caused
riots when decades of 'dry' were lifted...
The serial of the cereal!
Where cereal isn't seriously serious...