Funny poems

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  • Me For Your Prom Date (3)

    by PygmyPuff

    C-C-C-C That girl
    A-A-A-Pretty girl...

  • Rejected Prom Date (4)

    by PygmyPuff

    I'm truly sad to say,
    That you won't get your way...

  • Writers Block (3)

    by Daisy if you do

    Curses! My wretched thoughts forced my stay
    Upon the desk pen and papers in disarray...

  • You're New Best Friend (3)

    by BeautifulxMess

    Country Song I Wrote:
    (Verse 1...

  • My hobbo (8)

    by Tara

    A hobo once licked my foot,
    he said it tasted like cheese...

  • Little Lamb (6)

    by oNice

    Mary had a little lamb
    And tied him to a heater...

  • Shopping (3)

    by Rachelle Joseph

    Shopping is a hard job
    Especially when you have to go to the club...

  • WHAT DO I LOVE ABOUT HIM?
    I LOVE THE WAY HE DRINKS...

  • Accidental like me (9)

    by Stephanie Naylor

    I'm a calamity.
    I have nothing smart to say...

  • Come gather one and all
    As I tell you of a feast...

  • Names (39)

    by David

    David is Dave
    Andrew is Andy...

  • Mr. Soda Pop (14)

    by Wallace

    I was at *CITY CLUB* at *NINE-O-FIVE*
    Walking with my *PLAYERS* like it was no *BIG...