Funny poems

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  • Harry Potter Nerd (24)

    by kiesha

    I am a Harry Potter nerd.
    Yes, I confess, it's true...

  • Gummy Bears (6)

    by cocopuff

    A,B,C,D,E,F,G gummy bears are chasing me. one is...
    pls tell me if you like it or not...

  • Unborn Child (4)

    by Zubayer Zakir Khan

    Time to wake up my unborn child
    Wake up... time to see this world so wild...

  • Roses and Violets (3)

    by ItGirl

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue...

  • In A Girls Mind (Very Funny) (6)

    by Rachael Young

    When a girl is thinking of one thing
    She tends to be distracted by a word she has said...

  • I play (4)

    by Romy Rose

    I did not mean to,
    use you as my favorite toy...

  • Shoes Haiku (4)

    by aaron 1 remo

    Tongues that can not talk
    souls that can not love or hate...

  • Story Time(Part 2) (3)

    by Matthew A.

    Eleven, twelve
    I'm worried about my health...

  • A pregnant woman joke... (3)

    by X~ BrOkEn BeYoNd RePaIr ~X

    I thought this was hilarious! its not my own, i...
    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus and...

  • Poem Of Rhymes(part 4) (4)

    by Matthew A.

    Every time I see you, I yell hey
    because I just want you to be next to me and play...

  • Boy verses Girl (4)

    by Holly Nicole Williams

    Boy: Hey girl, what's your sign?
    Girl: "Get lost!" is what is said on...

  • Story Time (9)

    by Matthew A.

    One, two
    I have to poo...