Funny poems

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  • Gurenteed u wont say it (7)

    by debestsafa

    A bloke's back bike brake block broke
    say dis as fast as u can...

  • Give it up for the girls
    that play with the boys...

  • The Gurl (3)

    by chantelle nicole

    Why in the world would you leave me for her,
    Her skinny legs look like polar bear fur...

  • Ted & fred (4)

    by matt white

    Say this 3 times fast
    fred fed ted bread...

  • Riddle (3)

    by debestsafa

    The beggining of eternity,
    the end of time and space...

  • Poem Of Rhymes (part 1) (11)

    by Matthew A.

    This is a poem that I hope is right,
    since I wrote this poem in the middle of the...

  • Dog flower (3)

    by debestsafa

    I wish i was a dog and you were a flower so i...

  • Drugs (4)

    by JustAnotherLonelyGirlHilary

    Say nope to dope say ok to coke say ya i wanna c...

  • Colourful bulbs (4)

    by Hannah

    Say this 5 times as fast as you can
    red bulb...

  • Graham Cracker Kisses (20)

    by Amanda Bee

    Here you come from across the room,
    still a little unsteady on your feet...

  • Run fat ex run really fast! (3)

    by FlowerThatDied

    You think your cool,
    You think your fine...

  • Confessions (13)

    by Tom Watkins

    Confessions
    I was feeling about as uncomfortable as a Wookie...