Funny poems

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  • LADY: Hi officer, was i speeding?
    STATE TROOPER: Yes Maam, you were going 75 in a...

  • *Aladdin is my favorite movie. I want to make it a...
    Jasmine: Look at this mess you made...

  • Blame the P.M.S (11)

    by Destiny

    I hate you i scream, as you glare at me cause I'm...
    Craving food, and I'll fight for it too, I'm...

  • Im sorry (3)

    by o so lonley

    I'm sorry I'm the one who has to tell you
    shes untrue...

  • Mac and Cheese (6)

    by Kayla

    The yummy taste of Mac and cheese,
    Is more than enough to please...

  • Lol...the nerds (8)

    by Felicia

    My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard... and...

  • Moving On (5)

    by Nikki

    You stupid trick you make me sick, just b/c i let...
    I'm moving on to bigger things, b/c your thing was...

  • Foolish Foal (4)

    by Lenny

    The end is near,
    oh foolish foal...

  • The school Spell (4)

    by Esther

    Round about the cauldron go,
    In the window mold i throw...

  • School Sucks! (7)

    by B4BY BLU3 X

    What is the point
    In going to school...

  • Pick up line (4)

    by Isys

    Guy: Where's your paper bag?
    Girl: What...

  • An ABC story (3)

    by Brandi

    A turtle
    Bit poor Bianca's...