Funny poems

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  • Once upon a twisted fable
    In a Topsy-turvy world...

  • Processing Progress (7)

    by Italian Stallion

    Stop procrastinating,
    and start processing...

  • Bug (21)

    by Lacie

    Big bug,
    Small bug...

  • Gremlins (5)

    by Grant Gilbert AKA Slash

    Gremlins
    Now Gremlins you should know are not very smart...

  • Dress Code (7)

    by Daisy if you do

    My cups runneth over
    spilling from my bodice...

  • Whining Women (4) 3

    by Denise Jefferson

    This hurts, that hurts
    I can't, I won't...

  • God's Washing Machine: 2

    by Scott Cole

    Clean words are those words
    Spoken only by scrubbed tongues...

  • Blood Suckers (8) 4

    by Kitty Cat Lady

    Take your number and wait your turn
    Have something to do, there's time to burn...

  • in my dreams (haiku) (3) 2

    by CRAFTY KEN

    in my dreams (haiku)
    i lay in her arms...

  • I didn't write this either i just like it.
    Heart is not a play thing...

  • Can you handle me? (3) 1

    by kristin

    I told you from the very start
    for me to date you must win my heart...

  • You made my life HELL (24)

    by Molly Elizabeth

    I'm finally happy
    I have you to thank...