Funny poems

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  • I've Gone Mad (16) 1

    by Maple Tree

    I've got a ghost in my pocket
    and a butt full of calories...

  • Eyes of Glue (5)

    by Jason Rainey

    Eyes of glue
    Sticky shoe...

  • My Brain: (3)

    by Scott Cole

    Inside of my head
    Is a vast empty space...

  • “‘ere your current bun”
    What! my son...

  • Crystals 2

    by Alex Penuelas

    sometimes
    I hear people...

  • Fan Pandit (5) 3 WIN

    by cassie hughes

    Fan Pandit
    Pray ladies do not be a flutter...

  • Silly poem. (2)

    by mike gallagher

    Am not daft
    AM not silly...

  • Pacing, racing , chasing unknown limits
    Flying, dashing on the verge of crashing...

  • How do I do nuthin? (8)

    by Skyler

    The teacher said "Don't do nuthin, and...
    But sittin's a somethin now, isn't it...

  • Fleeting Finances (1)

    by Alex Penuelas

    People tell me that money talks,
    It is true what they say...

  • Fairies Are Not Pretty (3) 1

    by sibyllene

    Fairies are not pretty;
    that's the commonest of errors...

  • The Pimple (5) 1

    by Whiskurz

    Well I wrote a poem about my wife
    But she said, "If you post it you die&quot...