Ray Gun! (5)

by Andrew Packard

If I had a Ray Gun,
I wouldn't set it for stun...

The Bad, Worse and Worst Beautiful Losers [Tanka-Senryu] (1)

by Khalid M Darwish

It's so beautiful -
to know that you're a loser...

Valentine Call of Duty (1)

by ah satan 666

By hand i write verses,
that come from my heart...

Can can (1)

by Michael D Nalley

Let's all do the can can
whether he skipped or ran...

Nimble Thimble (1)

by Michael D Nalley

I type with my pointer so nimble
My middle finger's not a symbol...

Happy Valentines Day (2)

by Justin Avallone

Roses are red
Violets are blue...

Sometimes penises (4)

by Scum Queen

Sometimes penises get horny and hard
and you swing them around...

Laughable Lore (1)

by Lifesbreath

Lennon's lyrics live lingering
lives of legend with...

Twitching (1)

by Michael D Nalley

My Achilles heel is now itching
but I find it very enriching...

On the boozy banks of Loch Tay (1)

by Tony Crowther

Wee wee fishy fishy
Will ya jump into my arms...

Your Conscience: (2)

by Scott Cole

If you had God in your head
And he was giving you advice...

Moses supposes (Senryu) (2)

by Mr. Darcy

Moses thought his toes
Were poses of roses...