I hear the Ring
and answer the Door...
*Aladdin is my favorite movie. I want to make it a...
Jasmine: Look at this mess you made...
LADY: Hi officer, was i speeding?
STATE TROOPER: Yes Maam, you were going 75 in a...
How do you keep an Idiot Busy?
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*When we left off Jasmine got off the phone with...
Aladdin: Woman before I step in this house you...
Cheerleaders are happy
Happiness sucks...
Gangsters this and gangsters that,
to be honest they are all t**ts...
Oh my I say
As the trees sway...
Willy whimpers when winter white's winds wrath...
The Many Lives of a Volunteer
My name is…who cares...
Don't you love your own farts?
i know mine are just swell...
This is a poem a very sad one
I climed up a tree and fell down to the ground...