Funny Poems About Relationships

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  • O Love, how ardent be
    the words with which I would woo thee...

  • Roses are red (5)

    by Megan

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue...

  • Love on the Shelf (2)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Once I wrote my true love a Nonet
    west of the moon at the onset...

  • Omelet? (16)

    by TJ Arizona Eagle

    Woke up this morning with great expectations
    Quickly got dressed without hesitation...

  • Those who asked.. here you go..
    Okay well, I thought i was strong enough to put...

  • The den (1) 2

    by Bobby M.Peter

    Quake of earth made a long fissure inside and...
    through it,long showers fell down to the heavy...

  • Hoes (1)

    by lostwithin

    Some people I don't like,
    Others I do...

  • The first time she said yes (4) 1

    by Michael D Nalley

    I got to the third base
    but I almost forgot...

  • THE MANY SPACES BETWEEN YOU AND ME
    I love coffee and you love tea, when we go camping...

  • Gathering my clothes up from the floor,
    as I try to slip quietly out of the door...

  • Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?
    You can swim in the air and bathe with the stars...

  • My Penis Size (3)

    by Dan Bloom

    (Achem)
    Just so you know, I'm proud of my penis size...