I gave myself a chance.. (2)

by AlexBlythe

I gave myself a chance
To play and go out now...

Nit Wit Twit (2)

by Michael D Nalley

My nit wit twit I confess
in 140 characters or less...

The Zoo (2)

by Thesoftdarkness

I open my eyes,
and look around...

Today I got something in the mail (2)

by Annabelle

Dark Humor Ahoy...

So What? (2)

by abby

So What?
You have your life...

Paper Butt (2)

by Michael D Nalley

You talk like a man with a paper butt,
you are a chicken with a rooster strut...

Help me! (2)

by *tarrann*briann*

All i hear is you screaming
help, help, help...

C & V (2)

by elwood

Please do me a favor
I would really appreciate it...

President Pubic Hair. (2)

by deeesem

Mr. President,
You are ever so dumb...

Funny blonde joke (not poem) (2)

by Pandorra13

Two blondes walk into a bar with a cookie monster...

The Pot Farmer (2)

by TOM ZART

THE POT FARMER
I got out my pipe and stuffed it with pot...

Beck (2)

by Michael D Nalley

What's this I hear about Glenn Beck?
Is he playing with a full deck...