Five Alive
Somebody asked me the other day...
There once was a soldier so odd
He stood in front of a firing squad...
World History and the past,
learn we do in Mr. Carter's class...
Texans' Space Shuttle
Houston got the football team...
In a land far away
2 strangers met to play...
SSHHHH! as you shush me and cover your ears all...
this poetrys so bad it should be a crime...
I ran an ad "Prison Pen Pal Needed"
The answers to my dreams were quickly exceeded...
I once knew a scandolous pirate,I guess a thief of...
If she could catch a frog she would try and steal...
Promised to attend mid-term exam in Anatomy
But Damn! He isn't well prepared for the exam...
The reason why I married her?the answers just...
I really had no clue my in-laws were outlaws...
At first people take a second look at me
they recognize the rapper I used to be...
A Mexican? now aint that quaint? we have to hire...
well lets see my foreign friend if you respest...