If I had a Ray Gun,
I wouldn't set it for stun...
Random crap that is eventually going to come up
In ways that get me in sessions weekly...
Five Alive
Somebody asked me the other day...
There once was a soldier so odd
He stood in front of a firing squad...
World History and the past,
learn we do in Mr. Carter's class...
Texans' Space Shuttle
Houston got the football team...
In a land far away
2 strangers met to play...
SSHHHH! as you shush me and cover your ears all...
this poetrys so bad it should be a crime...
I ran an ad "Prison Pen Pal Needed"
The answers to my dreams were quickly exceeded...
I once knew a scandolous pirate,I guess a thief of...
If she could catch a frog she would try and steal...
Promised to attend mid-term exam in Anatomy
But Damn! He isn't well prepared for the exam...
The reason why I married her?the answers just...
I really had no clue my in-laws were outlaws...