Have you ever had a day
When you couldn't spell at all...
How Dogs and Men Are the Same
1. Both take up too much space on the bed...
This is dedicated to the memory of BOB.
Bob was a happy bunny...
Staring out of the window
At the grey clouds crowding in...
Mc donalds is my kind of place
they feed me rattle snakes...
Registered at Wal-Mart
Wal-Mart is a wonderful place...
Death to Poetry by oNice
I hate poetry, yes I do...
Roses are red
violets are blue...
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper...
ROSES are red
violets are blue...
I thought I'd finally hit the jackpot,
That my bad luck was going to change...
Roses are black
Violets are red...