I bathed in a bath of jelly
It wobbled about like my belly...
I wonder where my shadow went
The glue I ordered wasn't sent...
I don't know how you do it!
But you have my total respect...
I have a sneeze
I hate the smell of Frabreeze...
I think I lost my car but maybe it's been stolen
I'm sure I put the handbrake on, I hope that it's...
I dare not try to look back
But my other senses do not lack...
Larry loves the lonely life
like lots of ladies men do...
When Mandy got randy one day
Mandy almost blew me away...
I seem to have lost my own mind
I wonder if you'd be so kind...
Should I write a poem,
That uses all my brain...
My daughter thinks I'm stupid
that I don't know my A,B,C...
My God haunts, all the heretics,
Dirty, dirty word, cut me up to fix...