Funny poems

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  • What Could It Be?? (9)

    by MaSkEdSoUl

    It comes in all sizes
    It comes in all shapes...

  • No (9)

    by Imogen

    NOOOOO!
    Please no...

  • Phone call (9)

    by Nathanilliam

    I keep getting a call
    from someone named "Toll Free&quot...

  • Out in an isolated land
    Lives a hopper and an ant...

  • TV Channels (9)

    by Gem

    Documentaries and Sport
    A channel full of History...

  • Dum di dum (9)

    by SECRET

    Dum di dum di dombum dum di dum...
    ~*try if for 5 times you\'ll get it...

  • I Am An Idiot (9) 5

    by CJ Maleney

    I knew it was going to go wrong,
    I knew if I indulged I would suffer...

  • The Cow (Haiku) (9)

    by Poeta

    Grazing in the field
    Mooing all throughout the day...

  • Story Time (9)

    by Matthew A.

    One, two
    I have to poo...

  • The Big One (9)

    by Jackie

    Come on he soothes, you'll be fine
    Reassuringly, placing his hand in mine...

  • Eric's Eggplants (9)

    by RicaLo

    ***Say this five times fast***
    Eric's evil eggplants eats every elegant egg...

  • Purple! (9)

    by Kirsty palmer

    I've always liked the colour red,
    Or maybe blue instead...