Funny poems

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  • College Days (Form - Senryu) (9) 4

    by Augustus Black

    Cracks teacher's query.
    Blue eyed girl smiles at me; bliss...

  • What Could It Be?? (9)

    by MaSkEdSoUl

    It comes in all sizes
    It comes in all shapes...

  • Life Of The Celery
    He walked over slowly, picking me up...

  • Healthy (9) 7

    by mossgirl19

    The neuro doc said
    Nothing is wrong with my mind...

  • Pie! (9)

    by Pieman16

    Pie
    My one true love...

  • Cranberry squash, Cranberry squash!
    You help me see things through...

  • I was going to sit down and make a rhyme
    but it seems i can't keep thoughts in my mind...

  • TV Channels (9)

    by Gem

    Documentaries and Sport
    A channel full of History...

  • My heads getting all fizzy
    I'm starting to feel dizzy...

  • Giving Head (9)

    by lostwithin

    Giving head is something I don`t do,
    You may like it ,but thats too bad for you...

  • Homework Song (9)

    by Unknown2Thyself

    Homework, Oh homework,
    I hate you. you stink...

  • Men Are Like... (9)

    by writer girl

    Men are like laxatives...they irritate the shit...
    men are like Bananas...the older they get, the...