Funny poems

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  • How I feel with PMS (9)

    by !*!Zoe!*!

    Oh, I hate this PMS,
    It hurts my back, it hurts my chest...

  • So Tired Of Rabbits (9)

    by debbylyn

    Don't buy me a bunny suit
    The feet are much too large...

  • College Days (Form - Senryu) (9) 4

    by Augustus Black

    Cracks teacher's query.
    Blue eyed girl smiles at me; bliss...

  • Purple! (9)

    by Kirsty palmer

    I've always liked the colour red,
    Or maybe blue instead...

  • Eric's Eggplants (9)

    by RicaLo

    ***Say this five times fast***
    Eric's evil eggplants eats every elegant egg...

  • Many have laughed at my admitting
    that i cannot bust a move...

  • The Zoo On Calivary Square (9)

    by Twisted Heart

    If you should go to the zoo on Callivary Square
    You'll find an odd assortment of wild life living...

  • The Big One (9)

    by Jackie

    Come on he soothes, you'll be fine
    Reassuringly, placing his hand in mine...

  • Phone call (9)

    by Nathanilliam

    I keep getting a call
    from someone named "Toll Free&quot...

  • What a relief (Senyru) (9) 3

    by Mr. Darcy

    I awake and sense
    a warm wetness down below...

  • I Am An Idiot (9) 5

    by CJ Maleney

    I knew it was going to go wrong,
    I knew if I indulged I would suffer...

  • Story Time (9)

    by Matthew A.

    One, two
    I have to poo...