They lay me down
on the polyester seat...
I couldn't sleep all night
I thought you oughta know...
I cordially invite you, Husband of mine
to enter my world of toxic rhyme...
The grass is blue
the sky is green...
The Jean Buying Disaster
Shopping has become an exercise in futility for me...
Disney world, stole my girl
i thought i was the one for her,i thought she was...
I stalk the aisles for a magic potion
A mask, a cream, a wonder lotion...
Meow, Meow,
Meow, Meow, Meow...
It's you again I fear to touch
It's you I cannot stand...
So my ex has a new girl,
I saw her when he brought her to the party...
Gangsters this and gangsters that,
to be honest they are all t**ts...
I despise the month of May
for maidens dance within the hay...