Funny poems

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  • For a Good Time Call (5)

    by Maple Tree

    I'm claustrophobic-
    as I reside within...

  • Witchy witch witch (5)

    by Lonely Rider

    Rising to the darkness,
    flashing a crooked grin...

  • Vampire Mythtakes (5)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Creatures that come in the night
    don't sparkle like Edward...

  • MRELOYIQY
    YELTHNW...

  • Cinderella's Slave Girl (5)

    by Midnight Sun

    I know it's long but I swear it's funny and...
    To be somebody's someone...

  • My Brain has No Idea. (5)

    by EmOToMbOy13

    Other one, it is my favorite part, too. I wrote...
    My brain can't find words...

  • The Granny Gang (5) 1

    by Whiskurz

    Here's a story about a gang of grannies
    Who knocked over a panty hose store...

  • The 'S's revenge... (5)

    by ! CLAIREEE.

    Six silly squirrels squirmed so softly snakes...
    hehe...

  • To be a Kite Runner (Haiku) (5) 1

    by Khalid M Darwish

    I'm so glad to be
    a kite runner's wasp or bee...

  • Kissing (5)

    by DryMyTears

    Kissing is a pleasure,
    hugging is a game...

  • Quitting (5)

    by Noelle Wright

    Oh how you fill my lungs with eagerness
    Placing my lips to you is sweeter then a kiss...

  • My Christmas Card (5)

    by Hellon

    To friends we miss, lets take the piss
    and pretend that we do care...