My man whom I completely trust
To take care of me in all trials...
With eternal love
he vowed to be hers until...
What am I?
I am a biscuit...
Rosie's Internet date!
Now this is a tale of worries and woe...
Have you ever been on the road
Behind some really old man...
Rubber necking at
girls in their summer clothing...
You stupid trick you make me sick, just b/c i let...
I'm moving on to bigger things, b/c your thing was...
Pleasant valley pheasant plucker's
pleasant valley pheasant plucker's...
(this is meant to be sung to the general tune of...
There were ten green bottles...
Death stalked the streets,
Well maybe stalked is too strong...
This cubicle in which I sit
And waste away my day...
They tease and tear at sanity,
And constantly stare in a vanity...