Sliding, slithering, shooting down on a
pumped up...
Hark! Hark! A lark!
Did Billy Shakespeare bark...
With eternal love
he vowed to be hers until...
Five "Tea"s do I count,
but "Coffee"s only three...
Child comes racing home
unzipping as he enters...
Have you ever been on the road
Behind some really old man...
You stupid trick you make me sick, just b/c i let...
I'm moving on to bigger things, b/c your thing was...
Pleasant valley pheasant plucker's
pleasant valley pheasant plucker's...
(this is meant to be sung to the general tune of...
There were ten green bottles...
Death stalked the streets,
Well maybe stalked is too strong...
This cubicle in which I sit
And waste away my day...
They tease and tear at sanity,
And constantly stare in a vanity...