Funny poems

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  • Splash (acrostic) (5) 2

    by Mr. Darcy

    Sliding, slithering, shooting down on a
    pumped up...

  • Billy shakes (5)

    by Dancing Rivers

    Hark! Hark! A lark!
    Did Billy Shakespeare bark...

  • With eternal love
    he vowed to be hers until...

  • Coffee 3 - Omega (5) 2

    by Maher

    Five "Tea"s do I count,
    but "Coffee"s only three...

  • Early Bathroom Lessons (senryu) (5) 5

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Child comes racing home
    unzipping as he enters...

  • Road Rage (5)

    by MyEscape

    Have you ever been on the road
    Behind some really old man...

  • Moving On (5)

    by Nikki

    You stupid trick you make me sick, just b/c i let...
    I'm moving on to bigger things, b/c your thing was...

  • Pleasant valley pheasant plucker's
    pleasant valley pheasant plucker's...

  • Ten green bottles (5)

    by LittleMissImperfect

    (this is meant to be sung to the general tune of...
    There were ten green bottles...

  • Death stalked the streets,
    Well maybe stalked is too strong...

  • The Cubicle (5)

    by Midnight Sun

    This cubicle in which I sit
    And waste away my day...

  • Your Mom!!! (5)

    by Lola VS burger

    They tease and tear at sanity,
    And constantly stare in a vanity...