Funny poems

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  • My man whom I completely trust
    To take care of me in all trials...

  • With eternal love
    he vowed to be hers until...

  • What am I (5) 1

    by deeplydesturbed

    What am I?
    I am a biscuit...

  • Rosie's Internet date! (5) 3

    by PETER EDWARDS

    Rosie's Internet date!
    Now this is a tale of worries and woe...

  • Road Rage (5)

    by MyEscape

    Have you ever been on the road
    Behind some really old man...

  • Rubber necking at
    girls in their summer clothing...

  • Moving On (5)

    by Nikki

    You stupid trick you make me sick, just b/c i let...
    I'm moving on to bigger things, b/c your thing was...

  • Pleasant valley pheasant plucker's
    pleasant valley pheasant plucker's...

  • Ten green bottles (5)

    by LittleMissImperfect

    (this is meant to be sung to the general tune of...
    There were ten green bottles...

  • Death stalked the streets,
    Well maybe stalked is too strong...

  • The Cubicle (5)

    by Midnight Sun

    This cubicle in which I sit
    And waste away my day...

  • Your Mom!!! (5)

    by Lola VS burger

    They tease and tear at sanity,
    And constantly stare in a vanity...