Ten green bottles (5)

by LittleMissImperfect

(this is meant to be sung to the general tune of...
There were ten green bottles...

Death gets lost on his way to meet a client (5)

by John Long

Death stalked the streets,
Well maybe stalked is too strong...

Rosie's Internet date! (5) 3

by PETER EDWARDS

Rosie's Internet date!
Now this is a tale of worries and woe...

Gas came from nowhere ( Senryu Form) (5) 2

by Golden AnGel Rhapsodist

A gas emission
slowly releasing out...

Felt Up At Prom (5)

by Brittney Follett

It was the very day of my Junior Prom,
Minding my own business, I was felt up...

Frozen Dessert (Balassi) (5)

by OHgreenman

Scaling beanstalk of green
Enter castle unseen...

Mathicide (5)

by Clonjey

...can't take it
I hate you math addicts...

Your Mom!!! (5)

by Lola VS burger

They tease and tear at sanity,
And constantly stare in a vanity...

Taking a dump (5)

by Mike

Do you poo a little or poo a lot?
Does it come cold or does it come hot...

Drowsy Autumn guests (String Syntuit) (5) 4

by Mr. Darcy

Drowsy Autumn guests (string syntuit...

Roses are black (5)

by james darren

Roses are black
Violets are red...

Randen (5)

by XXthe mistakeXX

The baby is so loving stunning and so cute that i...
bed because he can rest his head. oh the baby baby...