The cow that swam (5)

by Dark Secrets

We have the funniest class in school
Everyone thinks we are so cool...

Coffee 3 - Omega (5) 2

by Maher

Five "Tea"s do I count,
but "Coffee"s only three...

What am I (5) 1

by deeplydesturbed

What am I?
I am a biscuit...

Ten green bottles (5)

by LittleMissImperfect

(this is meant to be sung to the general tune of...
There were ten green bottles...

Death gets lost on his way to meet a client (5)

by John Long

Death stalked the streets,
Well maybe stalked is too strong...

Staring at Feet (5) 4

by CJ Johnson

Staring at Feet
Grungy feet, smelly feet, feet of all kind...

Felt Up At Prom (5)

by Brittney Follett

It was the very day of my Junior Prom,
Minding my own business, I was felt up...

Frozen Dessert (Balassi) (5)

by OHgreenman

Scaling beanstalk of green
Enter castle unseen...

Mathicide (5)

by Clonjey

...can't take it
I hate you math addicts...

Your Mom!!! (5)

by Lola VS burger

They tease and tear at sanity,
And constantly stare in a vanity...

Taking a dump (5)

by Mike

Do you poo a little or poo a lot?
Does it come cold or does it come hot...

Good Guest (senryu) (5) 4

by Larry Chamberlin

Advantage of age
your gray hairs do not show up...