Funny poems

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  • Dear boy, if i ever lost my head
    i am not sure what i would do...

  • I have a bone to pick with you,
    You stupid, big fat red thing...

  • We Gonna Scrap (5)

    by Anne Garcia

    Girl # 1: "Omg! like, she totally snobbed...
    Girl # 2: "No way, I did not see.&quot...

  • Bugs (5)

    by Corruption

    Gazing down upon them
    insects, maggots...

  • Roses (5)

    by Katt Baker

    Roses are red
    and froggies are green...

  • Kiss (5)

    by Alex

    A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. A kiss aint...

  • Everyone Needs It (5)

    by Kelly

    This craving i feel is strong and unrelenting,
    It dominates my mind, it destroys my soul...

  • Does my bum look big in this?
    I said when I tried on some jeans...

  • Roadside Mayhem (5)

    by Twisted Heart

    Roadside Mayhem
    By: Twisted Heart...

  • More about me (5)

    by stacee

    I have powers
    i bet you didn't know...

  • F A T (5)

    by Diana

    I have a roll or two or three
    I can not even see my knee...

  • Fried Chicken (5) 1

    by Lemon Squeezy

    Fried Chicken
    I like almost every food...