It started out
as the best of times...
I've got all the time in the world
That's why I complain about being bored...
Yes it is true Brunettes do Rule
Blondes are over-rated and such fools...
Part 1
There was a wee man from Peru...
One night I wished upon a star
That I'd change places with my cat...
Rosie's Internet date!
Now this is a tale of worries and woe...
My man whom I completely trust
To take care of me in all trials...
We have the funniest class in school
Everyone thinks we are so cool...
You stupid trick you make me sick, just b/c i let...
I'm moving on to bigger things, b/c your thing was...
What a funny place to be
I'm afraid its really is not for me...
Quick go pikachu!
you've got it man, i know you do...
There once was a girl called Dicey,
Who spent her time getting slicey...