Funny poems

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  • My Operation's Due!.... (5)

    by Dreamofolwin

    Here I am sitting in a shock,
    over whats become my lot...

  • It's late. (5)

    by Skyler

    Eyes are dry, my palms are sweaty
    My clicking finger tired, but steady...

  • A Tale of Two Yeast (5)

    by Sean Allen

    It started out
    as the best of times...

  • Conspiracy (5)

    by Michael D Nalley

    There once was a soldier so odd
    He stood in front of a firing squad...

  • Brunettes Rule (5)

    by Briana

    Yes it is true Brunettes do Rule
    Blondes are over-rated and such fools...

  • I Wish I Was My Cat (5)

    by Twisted Heart

    One night I wished upon a star
    That I'd change places with my cat...

  • Splash (acrostic) (5) 2

    by Mr. Darcy

    Sliding, slithering, shooting down on a
    pumped up...

  • Moving On (5)

    by Nikki

    You stupid trick you make me sick, just b/c i let...
    I'm moving on to bigger things, b/c your thing was...

  • Rosie's Internet date! (5) 3

    by PETER EDWARDS

    Rosie's Internet date!
    Now this is a tale of worries and woe...

  • Pokemon! (5)

    by The Herald

    Quick go pikachu!
    you've got it man, i know you do...

  • Dicey (5)

    by foxy cleopatra

    There once was a girl called Dicey,
    Who spent her time getting slicey...

  • Grym gym (5) 3

    by Michael

    What a funny place to be
    I'm afraid its really is not for me...