Here I am sitting in a shock,
over whats become my lot...
Eyes are dry, my palms are sweaty
My clicking finger tired, but steady...
It started out
as the best of times...
There once was a soldier so odd
He stood in front of a firing squad...
Yes it is true Brunettes do Rule
Blondes are over-rated and such fools...
One night I wished upon a star
That I'd change places with my cat...
Sliding, slithering, shooting down on a
pumped up...
You stupid trick you make me sick, just b/c i let...
I'm moving on to bigger things, b/c your thing was...
Rosie's Internet date!
Now this is a tale of worries and woe...
Quick go pikachu!
you've got it man, i know you do...
There once was a girl called Dicey,
Who spent her time getting slicey...
What a funny place to be
I'm afraid its really is not for me...