Funny poems
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There's a crab sat in my sandwich
or so my dear husband said... -
Down on the pond
And the lily pads sit... -
She’s a Firecracker!
She doesn’t have fangs or a tail, but, bug her... -
My daughter thinks I'm stupid
that I don't know my A,B,C... -
no oil or pitches
to make tender... -
The most tempting food
is whatever you look at... -
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Babble
Is it a game like scrabble, or is it just a... -
There is a spider in my bath
it's staring up at me... -
Be glad your health is not impaired
by some strange illness that is shared... -
The cheap thrill
to be tobogganing down the slope... -
I once had a headache,
Googled the answer... -
Grumpy Trumpy promised the wall
Mexico will pay, that was his call...