For many a long year I've spent most of my time
searching for a smart lady with reason and rhyme...
I'm a woman so of course I love to go shopping.
My man, well he'd rather clean up dog droppings...
As I sat in the sand by the swings
I couldn't help pondering...
Its said the best things in life are free
a Ferrari, A Rolex and caviar seem best for me...
My temper is explosive
Dynamite in my soul...
Roam?
You dare...
My words are my slam dunks
They get the waving started...
There is someone who is quite different than you...
A crackpot, a charlatan, a menace to society...
Larry loves the lonely life
like lots of ladies men do...
What would you say,
If I were to take your hand...
Darling!!
I don't want you to be like electricity...
Sensual, sassy, independent girl
Like a flag, golden lockes of hair unfurl...