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by Craig Wallace

An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly...
His wife looked at him and said, "What the...

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by John Long

Eric the Antichrist sitting by the phone
Flicking through the personal ads home all alone...

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by brytneyxlove

My teacher took my ipod.
She said they had a rule...

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by Mr. Darcy

Best to peel back
And relax...

Pay Off (syntuit) (3) 3

by Larry Chamberlin

Realisation
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by Robert Meuser

Snot Funny
I have a cold...

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by rebel angel

I am under no spell
i have no more pain...

Why I Love Math (6) 3

by Walter

Math is a language, although not in words
And I know by many, it isn't preferred...

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by Mr. Darcy

i knew this new strain
was real when my guests started...

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by Walter

For me I prefer strong coffee
To the start of each new day...

Confessions From Your Reflections (7) 5

by CRAFTY KEN

CONFESSIONS FROM YOUR REFLECTIONS
I hide when you are outside because my friend the...

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by Milly Hayward

My uncle is a 'Sneezer'
he sneezes all the time...