Funny poems

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  • Pre-Menopausal Attitude (10)

    by Maple Tree

    She tries to be a lady
    but her moods are often shady...

  • October Rhymer (6)

    by Maple Tree

    I despise the month of May
    for maidens dance within the hay...

  • Gathering my clothes up from the floor,
    as I try to slip quietly out of the door...

  • Life sentence 2

    by Skyfire

    Today
    I'm feeling itchy...

  • Today's Lesson (4)

    by Serena

    As class begins, my boredom sets in,
    I’m fighting a battle I can’t seem to win...

  • Birthday poem :P (1)

    by Taylor

    Another birthday passed by.
    Your not yet over the hill...

  • (This may not seem like it, but this is meant to...
    They grey clouds...

  • Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?
    You can swim in the air and bathe with the stars...

  • My Penis Size (3)

    by Dan Bloom

    (Achem)
    Just so you know, I'm proud of my penis size...

  • Life on this site (3)

    by Yakari Gabriel

    -not meant to insult anyone,don't take it...
    Let me tell you about life on this site...

  • Creation 101 (1)

    by Allan Padgham

    I have a box for unmatched sox ,
    It sits upon my table...

  • Haunted (2)

    by The Ninja

    My house is haunted
    No one believes me...