A funky donkey
I can walk, talk, don’t gawk, my accent comes...
My house is haunted
No one believes me...
What a peaceful state of mind
So let me rest my weary soul...
Humpty Dumpty sat on his wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great big...
Half Past Four
At half past four, the evening news will announce...
Craig is environmentally friendly:
Ultra low carbon footprint...
If I were to gather everything there is,
And merge it with everything that was...
Bunnies hopping all around,
doggies going crazy...
Here we go again,
Same old thing every day...
The only reason
that I can come up with...
Cyber sex is something new.
sex in text what do you do...
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense...