Moderation is the only thing I do in moderation...
Accept these wishes of your valentine
I do try to rhyme like a bard thine...
I am nothing like Osama
Not even close to Obama...
Peanut butter
soft and sweet...
The diet
Standing in the kitchen...
Wrecked and torn my fingers are,
For someday I will be your star...
My wedding day bruise
adorned our happy day...
A-ring, A-ding ding,
Who could it be...
I open sleep filled eyes and the scent of you...
It lingers and torments beckons me from the bed...
Kevin is a splendid chap you know
I've watched him my whole life...
She’s a Firecracker!
She doesn’t have fangs or a tail, but, bug her...
I don't know how you do it!
But you have my total respect...