Funny poems

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  • Moderation 1

    by PoMo-re

    Moderation is the only thing I do in moderation...

  • Accept these wishes of your valentine
    I do try to rhyme like a bard thine...

  • Drama Rap

    by Michael D Nalley

    I am nothing like Osama
    Not even close to Obama...

  • Peanut Butter (7)

    by Lu

    Peanut butter
    soft and sweet...

  • The diet (11)

    by Ole Carsten

    The diet
    Standing in the kitchen...

  • My finger's bleed for you (2)

    by Guy Epsilon

    Wrecked and torn my fingers are,
    For someday I will be your star...

  • The Bruise In Matrimony (2)

    by Shelley Williams

    My wedding day bruise
    adorned our happy day...

  • A-ring, A-Ding Ding (2) 2

    by Bleu

    A-ring, A-ding ding,
    Who could it be...

  • Flesh (2) 1

    by Paul Hirst

    I open sleep filled eyes and the scent of you...
    It lingers and torments beckons me from the bed...

  • Bringing Home The Bacon (4) 1

    by CJ Maleney

    Kevin is a splendid chap you know
    I've watched him my whole life...

  • She's a Firecracker! 1

    by CRAFTY KEN

    She’s a Firecracker!
    She doesn’t have fangs or a tail, but, bug her...

  • Fungus (3) 1

    by CJ Maleney

    I don't know how you do it!
    But you have my total respect...