As I primp before my date,
I make a mental checklist, just in case...
Hens sit clucking, awaiting
Arrival of their precious chicks...
I love you
because you have big eyes...
For many a long year I've spent most of my time
searching for a smart lady with reason and rhyme...
She comes every other month
Maybe every two if I play my cards right...
Agility days are cold and wet
And rarely ever sunny...
It’s that time of the month again;
Where all I want to do is eat s’mores pop tarts...
I need you like
grass needs water...
There once was a princess with skin oh so pale,
And gleaming brown hair almost down to her tail...
Sailor & the Old Monk Rum...
Ah, ain’t them amusing, these minions from the...
Did the sorcerer doth think this Lady will die in...
My daughter thinks I'm stupid
that I don't know my A,B,C...