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  • Disaster Date (11)

    by Unknown

    As I primp before my date,
    I make a mental checklist, just in case...

  • Hatching Eggs (Acrostic) (9)

    by A Poets Handwriting aka ALISHA

    Hens sit clucking, awaiting
    Arrival of their precious chicks...

  • Shallow love (6) 1

    by Wafaa

    I love you
    because you have big eyes...

  • It’s that time of the month again;
    Where all I want to do is eat s’mores pop tarts...

  • Poetess Limerick (1) 1

    by Michael D Nalley

    For many a long year I've spent most of my time
    searching for a smart lady with reason and rhyme...

  • Aunt Flow (3) 2

    by -Choke-On-MY-Halo-

    She comes every other month
    Maybe every two if I play my cards right...

  • I need you (22) 2

    by Lemon Square Bear23

    I need you like
    grass needs water...

  • The Unicorn Princess (1)

    by cassie hughes

    There once was a princess with skin oh so pale,
    And gleaming brown hair almost down to her tail...

  • Sailor & the Old Monk Rum (1) 1

    by Pratap Rudra

    Sailor & the Old Monk Rum...

  • Ah, ain’t them amusing, these minions from the...
    Did the sorcerer doth think this Lady will die in...

  • Alphabetametaphorically (4) 1

    by CJ Maleney

    My daughter thinks I'm stupid
    that I don't know my A,B,C...

  • Moderation 1

    by PoMo-re

    Moderation is the only thing I do in moderation...