There once was a vampire,
lived not far from here...
I awake and sense
a warm wetness down below...
She send a message to her Fiance saying:
"Darling...
I hate you
because you don't believe...
O, why did I let you go?
The way you smiled at me so sweet...
He Asked For A Kiss But She Replied With A...
He Got Down To His Knees and she Said "I'm...
I had a visit to the hospital,
Over the weekend...
Grass green and magenta were
ugly colours for an ugly penguin...
He is ringing her doorbell, he came as fast as he...
She called with such worry, oh my this can't be...
Whenever I see birds I think about you
because you like those creepy things...
*some background info to help readers understand...
(( My brother Caleb is dating a girl named Aubrey...
I was a fool.
Silly me...