Do you mind?
Do you mind brother...
There once was a vampire,
lived not far from here...
She send a message to her Fiance saying:
"Darling...
I awake and sense
a warm wetness down below...
Spring semester, Freshman year, who do I see?
A super hot cutie who won't glance at me...
My name somehow found your lips irresistible
because it fell into it so sweetly...
He Asked For A Kiss But She Replied With A...
He Got Down To His Knees and she Said "I'm...
I had a visit to the hospital,
Over the weekend...
O, why did I let you go?
The way you smiled at me so sweet...
Not mine
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days...
Why do all girls seem to fall for their friend at...
I'm not popular.
I wave...