Funny Poems About Relationships

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  • The Beer Drinking Vampire (5)

    by david hollas

    There once was a vampire,
    lived not far from here...

  • What a relief (Senyru) (9) 3

    by Mr. Darcy

    I awake and sense
    a warm wetness down below...

  • Just Demand and I'll Send it to You (7) 3

    by Khalid M Darwish

    She send a message to her Fiance saying:
    "Darling...

  • I Hate You (3)

    by Alone in the crowd

    I hate you
    because you don't believe...

  • O, Why Did I Let You Go? (2)

    by Gabba Gabba Hey

    O, why did I let you go?
    The way you smiled at me so sweet...

  • Short? (2)

    by JoJo

    He Asked For A Kiss But She Replied With A...
    He Got Down To His Knees and she Said "I'm...

  • The Visit... (9)

    by Dreamofolwin

    I had a visit to the hospital,
    Over the weekend...

  • Penguins (2)

    by StandStill

    Grass green and magenta were
    ugly colours for an ugly penguin...

  • Something You Should Know (2)

    by Im Not Emo

    He is ringing her doorbell, he came as fast as he...
    She called with such worry, oh my this can't be...

  • Birds (2)

    by Dan Bloom

    Whenever I see birds I think about you
    because you like those creepy things...

  • Daddys poem (4)

    by Cotton Candy Clouds

    *some background info to help readers understand...
    (( My brother Caleb is dating a girl named Aubrey...

  • I was a fool

    by Alyssia L K

    I was a fool.
    Silly me...