To the mall is where I went,
Just to take a stroll...
*In tribute to Stephen King's book...
Once upon a time there was this big mud ball...
Here lies the grave of Mary Lee
Died at the age of a hundred and three...
In my past life,
I was said to be a politician...
Dear Advertisements:
You always try and catch my eye...
One million years before the birth of Christ
the universe was hanging on a thread...
If I wasn’t me, who would I want to be?
Surely as some may think, I would not want to be a...
Jack and Jill flew up a GERMAN hill
the hill was HIGH it touched the sky...
My computer got a virus so I had to get Norton
Coffee makes me as nervous as Billy Bob Thornton...
Round, round, round it goes.
Where it ends, nobody knows...
I go to school every single day.
The first thing all my friends tell me is hey...
I'm a piece of literature
That no one comes to read...