Let me tell you a little story about a man named...
A poor ole red neck barely kept his family fed...
Albert Frederick Arthur George
Indian Emperor and so much more...
The battle paint is put on.
The men are armored up...
Our Stout Portly Lil Mother is played by Roseanne...
In walks a stoutly woman...
No food in the fridge
Time to go shopping...
This is meant to be sarcastic and cynical:
You know what I hate...
If you let the parts open
people will see in...
Is Frank Ocean gay?
Is John Travolta gay...
HAVE A VERY YAPPY NEW YEAR!
Can you believe it, 2018 is soon to appear, what...
A hundred years since you got the vote and grabbed...
So put away that Hoover and lay down that brush...
I pledge allegiance
To the rag...
Hey there friend come on in,
put down the gameboy, throw it in the bin...