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I'm a piece of property
That no one cares to stroll...
My muse has been pissed off by crude attempts by...
Ludicrous verse...
She’s a Firecracker!
She doesn’t have fangs or a tail, but, bug her...
I am nothing like Osama
Not even close to Obama...
And i wrote a poem about a poem that i was going...
- Andrew, again you're going
To smoke...
Pocahontas is too sexy, and tinky winky is gay.
None of us believe this, though that's what they...
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my ruling planet is mercury messenger of the gods...
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Reviews would call it a waste of time...
The President's Penis
After The Pope's Penis by Sharon Olds...