Funny poems
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Wir essen in Essen,
und trinken beim Trinken... -
Alarm goes off, I fake my death
Maybe Outlook won't request my breath... -
Left the house at half past eight
Google Maps said "You'll be late... -
My Nokia sings its mono tone
No one dares to call too long... -
Mom, don't pick the phone tonight
I'm downloading songs till morning light... -
One more round, don’t shut me down
Counter guy is walking round... -
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Downloaded songs the whole damn night
Picked the tracks and got them right... -
You don't need to have any gravitas,
To work with our company, Navitas... -
Decluttering is
learning in ev’ry way to... -
Poised in it's radiance
A fire rages within... -
When the day is dead and time is long
I do a cup of tea to help me along... -
I remember long ago, when dreams were rife
When I was younger and still had a life...