Funny Poems About Life

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  • Racoon 1

    by El_Mabini

    I think I am a racoon.
    I say good morning...

  • New washing machine (1) 1

    by mistake

    Wash me of my sins,
    Clammy proofs I existed today...

  • Keep it on the track... (6)

    by bleed_me_slow

    He pulled up next to me revving his engine,
    In his sports car he wanted to get my attention...

  • I'm a pot head with no life
    ill never have a family not even a wife...

  • *challenged by my physics and pre-calc teacher to...
    You think I've done drugs...

  • If I was A cat (2)

    by B4BY BLU3 X

    If I should describe myself as something I'm not
    It would not be something I already got...

  • Everything (3)

    by Timothy

    Annoyed, troubled and quite irate,
    It's all hopeless, and not merely bound to this...

  • Father Time (3)

    by Mark Spencer

    Father Time
    By Mark Spencer...

  • Dedicated to Lindsey Rose and Michelle Kezele
    I'm tired of guys...

  • Me and Robert, sitting on a chair
    I think I heard a noise coming from over there...

  • Lay me down to ... (1)

    by Alyssa

    Now I lay me down to study
    I pray the lord I don't go nuttty...

  • Pen and Paper

    by tender69

    Pen and paper
    And I put myself down...